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. We are the kind of friends who enjoy brushing their teeth together Lol

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whoever came up with paper beets rock is dumb, how a bout they hold up a piece of paper and i will through rocks at them...who the hell wins now ha?!

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If normal is defined by what everyone else is doing, than I am perfectly fine with being weird.

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knows there are actually 6 seasons winter, still winter,almost over winter, restarting winter,never ending winter,and me never wanting to see winter again

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Why do I keep talking to myself?

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Math Magic - Think of a number ... any number

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hello there i shall name you squishy and you shall be my friend . . . ouch bad squishy, bad squishy

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In'st it werid, you can sltil raed tihs eevn thguoh the ltetrs are mxied up? It's beuacse the brian raeds the wrod as a wohle. Not the invdiadul wrod! Sratnge!!

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if you see a flying purple/blue striped large eyed cow its mine!

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don't you just hate it when you have sex with tree's and after all those years you finally get thrush

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Says "Please do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed."

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ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P

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birdy birdy in the sky what you doing in my eye looks like sugar feels like soup omg its birdy poop

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Don't you ever want to run up to a random person, point at them, and say" Squirrel"!

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Says:- Normal people use forks to eat.........I use mine to prod people uncontrollably until they give me cookies

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