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(Peanut) It's dark in here

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You end up with 20

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says: "I can't be held responsible for doing what the Rice Krispies tell me to do!"

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In life I am the Fruit Loop in the bowl of Cheerios, but at least I am interesting!

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If turtles breathe out of their butt, what happens if they fart?

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Just saw the devil on their shoulder drop kick their angel off, this cant be good D:

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enjoys the real world.... but prefers living in their own so much more!!!!

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is proud to be the window licking, helmet wearing, short bus riding friend. You love it and you wouldn't have me any other way.

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Obama=one big ass mistake America thank you for voting the village idiot in as the president of the united states oh the joy

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says you should always smile, it makes people suspicious

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I'm not weird... OM Goodness A Big Purple Waffle Just Took My Big Brother...what was i saying

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did you konw taht it dseno't mtetar waht way rnoud the lteerts are in a wrod you can slitl raed the wrod as lnog as the fsrit and lsat ltteer are the smae

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__ __ you.

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I'm not insane. The voices in my head have convinced me of that. They also tell me not to talk to you. The voices don't like you.

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i love my weird, insane, and completely dysfunctional family

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