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If a Siamese twin kills its other half, is it murderer or suicide? *Answer below*

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wants to know who padded the walls and locked the door.and were did this jacket come from?!

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Says "When life gives YOU lemons you can make lemonade all you want, but when life gives ME lemons Im going to make grape juice and you'll wonder how i did it!"

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I'm weird, am i? Then did you know that weird just means different, and different means unique, and unique is special? So thanks for the compliment!

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I'm confusing I'm weird I'm stubborn and have trust issues but if you're willing to get past all that u see that I'm loving, humorous, protective, and loyal

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oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh! guess what? what the crap! i forgot it

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is Outside Your Bedroom Window... Wave!

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Why are the people in horror movies never smart enough to get back up after they tripped, and instead scream till the killer is done taking 5 min to walk over.

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has only just noticed the love heart sign looks a tad bit wrong! :S <3 (look side wards!) basically this: -3

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is on the 7th planet...your anus...wait...

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Hey guess what I like pie! oh u already knew. :P that is kinda awkward

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says I'm not weird, I'm normal with a splash of awesome, which sometimes confuses people!!

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If u knew wat was goin on in my head......U would run like F...!!!

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why is that, whenever you scratch your ass, you feel the need to sniff your finger...no just me then :D

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BURP THEN FART

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