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Some people live their lives like Bigfoot; only seen on rare occasions. The less of you, the more everyone wants of you.

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"You cannot be both sane and well educated and disbelieve in evolution." ~ Richard Dawkins

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strippers are just confused firemen (:

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God I know this too shall pass - but please, make it pass by really fast!

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3 yrs ago, yr of the cow- Mad Cow disease. 2 yrs ago, yr of the bird- Avian flu. Last yr, yr of the pig- Swine flu. This yr: Yr of the cock - Anybody worried?

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I think instead of being thrown under the bus, I'll step in front of it. LOL!!!

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I went to the Dollar Store... on Boxing Day! Where were all the sales??

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all the gear but no idea

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Today i met a few people. Change,Strength,Courage and Happiness. They are Changing me to be Happy have the Courage to be Strong.

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I talk to myself everyday and everyday I know more than I did the day before

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once your kids move out...keep them out!! (except) to visit!!

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Don't try and Be a great man, just be a man, and let history make it's own judgements

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i am special you see the nice doctor in the white coat who gave me the jacket that let me hug myself said see i am more special than you BITCH

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Watch out ~ this cupcake is no mood to just suck it up today!

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Just because somethings are socially unacceptable, doesn't mean they're bad; that they're wrong; that you're not a good person. Screw society, be yourself.

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