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I think my virginity is growing back...

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Children--- You spend the first 18 months teaching them to stand up, walk and talk, and the next 18 years teaching them to sit down, shut up and listen.

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I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. Got bills to pay, at my dismay. Sooo, I go. I go, I go, I go!

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YEAH?! *silence*

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If your so right all the time.. Then why do you have to keep on convincing me?

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It's a load of bollocks

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went to the strip club, seen a stripper, Gave their $300 in monopoly money. they Replied That's fake money, I replied, Those are fake tits!!!

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If you don't have at least one hater you're not doing something right!

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Whoever said duct tape can't fix men, didn't know where to put it!

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It's ok if you don't want it... there is always someone else.. who will need it.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?? you add more lube

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All my life i have been told the way to success is to study hard and be smart ..Then I see "snooki" and the "situation".. and I think...not so much

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In life there are things you don't understand but there is noting you can do but move on

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I Ain't Cuban...But I'll Scarface a BITCH!

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Days like this are the reason liquor stores should have a delivery service

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