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What if finding the Love of your Life, Meant giving up the Life that you Loved?

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Life is about the Journey, Not the Destination! So live the life you love to live! NO REGRETS!

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Wonders why Osama Bin-laden has time to make 7,000 Facebook accounts, when they's blowing our soldiers up in Afghanistan?

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i love you, i love you more, my boobies may be small but my heart is like cordial - concentrated.

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did you hear about that guy who was born with an extra testicle ?

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Simple really LOL

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You have to go to the edge to see the view

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Girl: go on then just keep sitting there being a nerd eating your orange i hate you get it!!

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Today I will do the work of THREE men!! Unfortunately, those 3 men will be Larry, Moe & Curly!

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What dogs like to mostly shit? A Shit-zoo!

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Period reminds me of the punctuation mark. And that mark is short. so Period doesn't quite explain the actual thing!

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That cost the least, and does the most, is just a pleasant smile.

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3 relationship

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this is the only status that I could think of for today.

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A tip for when your feeling shit. Wear gloves.

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