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in this age, why be the princess or the damsel in distress when you can fix the dang thing yourself???

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Last night I banged my head just before going to bed, so I put some margarine on it.

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is taking their toys and finding someone else to play with!

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Shoo-sh: It may Just be a Rumour! But I just got told the Pope is a Catholic! OMG

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U where designer shades, to hide your face in! "at least i can afford them u massive cunt face"!!

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Press 'Ctrl' and 'W' at the same time and see what happens...DON'T DO IT! Don't do it! Oh, you could'nt resist it, could you?! Haha. :)

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Hey, guess what I did today?! Oh, you don't care...

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Think about it for a second! Then remember why you forgot to think about it; for a second!

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Your Friends know when your bored, when you start playing with Status Shuffle on Facebook and making their phones ring off the hook! :)

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Years come and go, and most of them just plain suck. but you know? i think i can make this one worth it.

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I couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding :-(

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Dreams are wonderful but reality is living.<Will Cashew>WC

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is going for a walk down memory lane AAAAGGGHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

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*Parent Calls Your Name*

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WTF does "same difference" mean? If it's different, it's not the effin same!

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