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"I'm just old-fashioned gal..I boil my coffee, I like to eat meat and I wear underwear that covers my entire arse!" - Erica Scott

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it''s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it''s $4.95 a minute.

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Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!

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If you intend to engage in conversation with a female, there are two rules to remember: 1) The woman is always right. 2) If the woman is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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Men should never tell women, that their place is in the kitchen, that is where the knives are!

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I might not be the most beautiful person or have the perfect body.. I might not be the 1st choice but I am a GREAT choice..Take me as I am, or watch me as I go!

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says: A Computer is like a Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory

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"All you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid". ~George Carlin

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"Life would be perfect if some girls had a mute button, some guys had an edit button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button."

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Women aren't meant to be understood, only loved!

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" Fake girls have six-packs. Real girls drink 'em"

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A PRAYER: Lord, I need my spirit refreshed and renewed today. Speak to me through your Word that I might hear your heart,and help me to share my heart with you.

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Men shouldn't say a woman's place is in the kitchen...that's where the knives are!

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The rest get married and wonder what happened.

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Women: Yep

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Searching for original women statuses for facebook?

It’s a known fact that communication has powerful affect on physical and mental health of a human. In 21st century people communicate with each other in ways that where never possible before. In 1996 was released first instant messaging service ICQ which gave internet users an opportunity to exchange with messages instantly despite on different in time zones, great distances and boarders. This made possible to communicate with friends and relatives without a need to meet with them personally. To express thoughts, ideas, feelings and emotions ICQ users set original icons and short phrases – statuses. This feature will always tell what you opponent is thinking about and help to pick the right time for chatting with your friends. When ICQ user logs in the first thing he sees is status of his friends and from first moments he finds out what is going on in their live. Mixstatuses.com is a resource where you’ll find the most complete collection of women statuses for facebook. Regularly different people visit our website and submit their favorite phrases, messages, quotes and jokes.

After a success of instant messaging services came era of social networking websites. One of the most popular social networking websites is facebook. Facebook is a website which was originally designed for college students but now it’s available for everyone who is over 13 years old. Facebook users can create their own profiles with photos, videos, biographical data, blogs and statuses. Each facebook profile has a “wall”, where friends can post comments. These comments can be seen by all the user’s friends so the “wall” is basically a public conversation. Each user usually sets some original phrase which reflects his/her emotional state and on mixstatuses.com you’ll find a great collection of quotes, messages, short statements including popular women statuses.

It’s always good to have a collection of interesting statements at finger tips since you never know what can happen in an hour and these phrases will come in use when you’ll need to express certain emotions within text. In this category we placed lots of original women statuses for instant messaging services and social networking websites. Look through our regularly updated collection and find statement which correspond your current emotional state.