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realises that the best times in life are when you forget the worlds exists and you live in the moment!

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One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex, 1949

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Yes I love to dance, yes I'm a flirt, yes I'm clumsy, yes I am random, no I don't think you can handle me but you are welcome to try:)

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When a man grabs their crotch and tell you to suck it, grab your boob and tell em YOU FIRST!

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we might be on our knees, but we got em by the balls ~Samantha

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Did you know female spiders eat the males after mating? Smart creatures...

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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel :P

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Man: Why the hell can't we watch together.

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Random Fact: Mascara contains guano (bat shit) Think about that the next time you are getting done up to go out!

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you are an awesome team. please don't ever leave each other!

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the only reason women are ever right is because men want sex

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If Anybody has anything to say...Raise your hand...and slowly place it over your mouth until the urge to talk has passed!

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Men should never hit women.. Those that do always say 'I'm sorry it will never happen again' - This becomes a repetitive cycle and never changes!!

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Words women use

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would rather have their head in a sharks mouth, then listen to your complaining and bitching.

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