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would rather slide down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice then go to work today

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When I win the lotto the first thing I'm gonna get is a pot to pee in.

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Is it just me, or does work sometimes remind you of kindergarten?

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Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.

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says "Wipe your lips. You still have a little bullshit on them."

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is thinking: tomorrow is Friday tomorrow is Friday tomorrow is Friday

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is busy making voodoo dolls for the impending work week - don't cross me...

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To those of you who enjoy my tax dollars every month...YOU'RE WELCOME!

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Another long, busy day ahead and it's only Tuesday... shoot me!

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has a case of anal glaucoma. I just don't see my ass doing anything today

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just keep repeating, "it's not worth the jail time, it's not worth the jail time."

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wonders why we can't drink while we work...Then everyone would be much happier and willing to be there.

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Omg their head is bigger then their ass!!! Haha Violet :)

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Wonders is it bad , when you leave work you scream , I"M FREE ,I"m FREE.

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I was refused a job application the other day. I was gutted. Apparently putting "Gangbang" does not qualify as a good example of teamwork

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