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Payday is only the illusion of having money for a couple of hours. Then it's payday for everyone I owe money to.

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said, If I ruled the world, We would only work 2 days a week and be off for 5. Who's with me!!

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getting ready for work, woo woo , right phone? check. shoes? check. uniform? check. car keys? check. head.? head.? where the bloody hell did i put me head??

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The National Weather Service has issued a Sunshine ALERT! Evacuate your workplaces and go outside immediately!

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My body may be going to work, but my mind sure as hell isn't..that is somewhere totally different, and WAY more fun..any guesses on where it might be?

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..just told Monday they is a bitch ! I'm sick of their ruining my weekend every time

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Code Browns - makes you THANK the makers of Rectal Tubes

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is dragging my tired, aching, & exhausted body to bed, because work happens to beckon tomorrow.. I just hope sleep comes quick!

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hi ho hi ho its of to work i go with a bottle of rum and a loaded gun hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho

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thinks that instantaneous Karma would be pretty darn entertaining.

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As I got into my car after work I'm thinking, "Damn it's been a hell of a week!" Only to realize it's only Monday..

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I hate it when my boss calls my name and I automatically think...What the heck did I do now?

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Well you didn't give me a choice there did you sunshine!

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I love my job on my days off!

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says to err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential

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