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due to the outbreak of AIDS, employees are no longer permitted to kiss the boss' ASS!

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so when you have a bad day at work think: "It is was it is...but at least I get to go home!"

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thought i worked my butt off, looked back, it's still there.

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says some people call them Obnoxious Morons. We call them our valued customers

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thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!

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can't possibly be expected to work under these conditions. The conditions being, of course, that I just don't want to.

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thinks alot of workplaces r like grade school. Alot of bitching, moaning, and tattling, all it's missing is that weird kid that sits in the corner eating paste!

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is working at procrastination, and doing a damn good job!

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wishes they worked alone, then they wouldn't have to listen to their co-workers drama, childish nonsense and mindless chatter ALL DAY LONG! Save me!

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Up for Work and SO Tired. Can feel my day in going to be a Coffee / Energy drink kind of day.

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...over worked and underpaid!! just saying it's time for a raise!!

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off to see the wizard...the wonderful wizard of...nope, who am I kidding, I am off to work...and trust me there is no clicking my heels 3 times on this one...

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Waiting for the day I can say "Take This Job and Shove It"

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Woo-Hoo ... Work tomorrow. By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!

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If it is the weekend and you have to work all weekend, is it really the weekend or is it a series of 3 Monday's in a row?

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